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oh.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:13:32 GMT

shit.

LOVE.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:32:43 GMT

you fit just right right next to me.

:(

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:32:23 GMT

Why Berkeley is rad:

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 06:47:01 GMT

I love you so much, I love you so well
If I had a peanut, I'd give you the shell.
I love you so much, with all heart and soul
If I had a donut, I'd give you the hole.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:26:38 GMT

So, I put a post on craigslist looking for potential roommates and/or friends. I have met a couple people from craigslist who have no personality, so in order to avoid running into that problem again, I added an application with some questions regarding feelings about guacamole, the 80s, movies, humor, grammar, etc. I got quite a few interesting responses, and I felt the need to compile the best answers on here:

19. Why do you have all this time on your hands to fill out ridiculous applications?
I take procrastination very seriously, and the act of putting away my laundry- very lightly.

21. Please tell me a joke.
what do you call a black man flying a plane........ the pilot....

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. Wannabe comedian. NASCAR. (kidding about the nascar.)

7. When I say "zombie apocalypse" you say_________?

"I'm in trouble." I prefer using a machete for my zombie hacking needs, but the proximity to zombies with a melee weapon is too risky. I suppose I could dust off the flame thrower. Guns are so uninspired

21. Please tell me a joke.
social security
(From Pablo, age 54)

6. What do you do for a living? well ive got a pretty good gig in the breathing industry. but eventually id like to break into eating

13. Then vs. Than. Does this mean anything to you? it would be easier for all the dumb people if we just used "thyn"

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. I'm an excellent

13. Then vs. Than. Does this mean anything to you? alot (get it?)

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less.
Dirty Old Man?

10. Does the word "shpadoinkle" mean anything to you? Sounds like what you call a spa after you bedazzle it.

17. How were you as a little kid? I was a lot shorter, a bit chubbier, has probably a lamer hair-cut to match my even more lame sense of humor. I probably was a lot cooler though.

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. I like tacos.

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. Gigantic augmented tentacles

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. amphibious natural juice

nice work, craigslist boys. :)

a life that sucks.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 04:32:58 GMT

Idiocracy

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:33:57 GMT

I lose a little hope for mankind every time I get on craigslist. Not only because of the ridiculously high number of people on there who seek affairs because they're not satisfied with their marriages, but also because nobody knows how to spell. I am noticing a rapid decline of intelligence in my generation. It's a bit disturbing. I wonder how some of these people function in life without the ability to correctly utilize written communication. Do they have jobs? Really? (If so, why am I still only semi-employed?)

When they start spraying the crops with gatorade, I'm out.

in the bay bay bay bay bay

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:47:28 GMT

we all go dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

i used to be black in middle school. this cast is bringing it out of me again. trust.

also mormons.

things are settling.

my life is starting to look like this:

this is temporary.

so is life, i guess.

"Raise your hand if you're super high."

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:31:52 GMT

Day 6, and things are not really going the way I thought they would.

I don't know what I expected. Cluttered environments make cluttered people.

20s are supposed to be your prime years, yeah?

I need to get me some patience up in herr.

Dear LA

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:39:37 GMT

There is something inside of us that allows our minds to be confined and contained and controlled in such utter limitation that we make the possible impossible. The power of the creative act reminds us that when you step into the impossible with courage and faith you make the impossible possible.

Los Angeles is a city filled with poverty, loneliness, and dysfunction--millions and millions of people lacking any sense of community or belonging. We have a city that comes together for the creative act that gets lost in itself and moves toward destructive behaviors.

Creativity, at its worst, is narcissistic self expression. Creativity, at its best, is a selfless, beautiful act with the power to change lives.

Dear LA, let’s use our creativity well and improve the world in the process.

-Erwin McManus