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Name: christa
Country: United Kingdom
Metro: Manchester
Birthday: 11/30/1987


Interests: eating, sleeping, dancing, laughing, breathing, listening, conversating, playing, feeling, etc.
Expertise: kickin ass and takin names
Occupation: ninja


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Member Since: 9/18/2003

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Friday, November 06, 2009

oh.

shit.


Tuesday, October 13, 2009

LOVE.

  


you fit just right right next to me.

:(



Wednesday, September 30, 2009

  Why Berkeley is rad:

 










Saturday, September 26, 2009

I love you so much, I love you so well
If I had a peanut, I'd give you the shell.
I love you so much, with all heart and soul
If I had a donut, I'd give you the hole.



Wednesday, September 16, 2009

So, I put a post on craigslist looking for potential roommates and/or friends.  I have met a couple people from craigslist who have no personality, so in order to avoid running into that problem again, I added an application with some questions regarding feelings about guacamole, the 80s, movies, humor, grammar, etc.  I got quite a few interesting responses, and I felt the need to compile the best answers on here:

19. Why do you have all this time on your hands to fill out ridiculous applications?
I take procrastination very seriously, and the act of putting away my laundry- very lightly.

21. Please tell me a joke.
what do you call a black man flying a plane........ the pilot....

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. Wannabe comedian. NASCAR. (kidding about the nascar.)

7. When I say "zombie apocalypse" you say_________? 

"I'm in trouble."  I prefer using a machete for my zombie hacking needs, but the proximity to zombies with a melee weapon is too risky.  I suppose I could dust off the flame thrower.  Guns are so uninspired



21. Please tell me a joke.
social security
(From Pablo, age 54)

6. What do you do for a living? well ive got a pretty good gig in the breathing industry. but eventually id like to break into eating

13. Then vs. Than. Does this mean anything to you? it would be easier for all the dumb people if we just used "thyn"

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. I'm an excellent


13. Then vs. Than. Does this mean anything to you? alot  (get it?)

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less.
Dirty Old Man?

10. Does the word "shpadoinkle" mean anything to you? Sounds like what you call a spa after you bedazzle it.


17. How were you as a little kid? I was a lot shorter, a bit chubbier, has probably a lamer hair-cut to match my even more lame sense of humor.  I probably was a lot cooler though.


20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. I like tacos.

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less.   Gigantic augmented tentacles

20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. amphibious natural juice

nice work, craigslist boys. :)



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