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you fit just right right next to me.
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| I love you so much, I love you so well
If I had a peanut, I'd give you the shell.
I love you so much, with all heart and soul
If I had a donut, I'd give you the hole.
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| So, I put a post on craigslist looking for potential roommates and/or friends. I have met a couple people from craigslist who have no personality, so in order to avoid running into that problem again, I added an application with some questions regarding feelings about guacamole, the 80s, movies, humor, grammar, etc. I got quite a few interesting responses, and I felt the need to compile the best answers on here:
19. Why do you have all this time on your hands to fill out ridiculous applications?
I take procrastination very seriously, and the act of putting away my laundry- very lightly.
21. Please tell me a joke.
what do you call a black man flying a plane........ the pilot....
20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. Wannabe comedian. NASCAR. (kidding about the nascar.)
7. When I say "zombie apocalypse" you say_________? "I'm in trouble." I prefer using a machete for my zombie hacking needs, but the proximity to zombies with a melee weapon is too risky. I suppose I could dust off the flame thrower. Guns are so uninspired
21. Please tell me a joke.
social security
(From Pablo, age 54)
6. What do you do for a living? well ive got a pretty good gig in the breathing industry. but eventually id like to break into eating
13. Then vs. Than. Does this mean anything to you? it would be easier for all the dumb people if we just used "thyn"
20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. I'm an excellent
13. Then vs. Than. Does this mean anything to you? alot (get it?)
20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less.
Dirty Old Man?
10. Does the word "shpadoinkle" mean anything to you? Sounds like what you call a spa after you bedazzle it.
17. How were you as a little kid? I was a lot shorter, a bit chubbier, has probably a lamer hair-cut to match my even more lame sense of humor. I probably was a lot cooler though.
20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. I like tacos.
20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. Gigantic augmented tentacles
20. Describe yourself in 3 words or less. amphibious natural juice
nice work, craigslist boys. :)
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